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| Thursday, June 08, 2006 |
| 666--The Satanic way to blog. |
Call it the omen or headless harry, but this is the best way to gain more readers. Follow the instruction and in no time, you'll see result. No, this is not an April Fool prank, this is the real thing. If you want more traffic, read my tips and don't skip any of the tips. Don't follow Seth Godins' 56 ways of getting traffic.
Ready? Ok, i'll wait for you. Done with the toilet-thing? Can we move on?
1. Update your blog every 2 months. - This is the secret of the big boys to get more traffic to their blog.
2. Write 2 or 3 line per post. - Another killer secret by the pros.
3. Rip someone elses' content. - Easy and you'll never get traced by the original author.
4. Use alien-SMS-type of language. - I'm sure most of you already the Grand Master of this type of language.
5. Blog in riddle and point to nowhere. - Another great solution or alternative to point #4.
6. Post about your smelly toe or your deepest personal life. - People really care about each other and we have all the time to read the post.
So, i hope you guys can follow my tips and don't shy to pass it to your friends. |
posted by Jamloceng @ 1:10 PM   |
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