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    Sunday, June 12, 2005
    Loan,loans,loan,loans
    LOAN,Loans,loans,lOANS,LoanS. No matter how you typed it,the word still pointing to one thing. Same as car loan,home loan,morgage loan,student loan,corporate load,private loan,personal loan...still pointing to one thing.

    Credit,credits,credit card.debit,debt,debts and all those other words still pointing to one thing. Same as income,incomes,profit,profits,bank,banks,banking still,the path. What is it about this words anyway? Well it's about "some-called-it" as The BOSS,The Green,The Wings but for me,i prefer to call it as MONEY.

    You need money to buy milk,fresh apples,cars,DVD player and much more. Where do we get money from? You can't go to a tree and ask for a home loan. You can't go to a mamak stall for a credit card. You need a student loan ( money ) to study at the highest level. You need a home loan to pay for your home. You need a private loan to kick-start your own "pisang goreng" stall.

    Nowdays,students kinda affraid receiving calls or visitors. Wanna know why? Because PTPTN guys will come knocking your door. Yup,these are the guys who collect your student loan. Because of this, i played a phone phrank. My office uses a private number...you the "Private Number" that appears on your cells.

    "Ni Encik Azzwar Amar ke? Saya Encik Nordin dari PTPTN". "Err...ye ye..sa..sa..saya. Ada apa Encik Nordin?" As you can see, im playing the PTPTN (student loan) guy. This dude speechless when he heard the word PTPN.

    "Pihak kami dapati Encik masih tidak membayar loan.Pihak kami telah pun mengeluarkan waran tangkap terhadap encik" i said to my friend. " Tap...tap...tapi saya masih takde kerja,cemana nak bayau" a thick-Melaka-speaking-guy said to me.

    "Kami sudah pun menyemak rekod encik dan didapati encik mempunyai saham di sebuah syarikat kontraktor kelas B" i knew this guy is working tho. "Err...aaaaa...errhhmm...tu cuma pakai nama saya aje...saya tak terlibat". "Kalau encik cuma gunakan nama,dah tentu pihak syarikat membayar elaun dan encik mampu membayar loan encik" i said to him with a deep voice.

    "Ba..ba...baik..baik la Encik Nordin..saya akan cuba bayau loan secepat mungkin...tapi tolong la batalkan waran tu..saya tak nak duduk penjara". At that time my stomach can't take it anymore. LOL. "Lahabau anak kerbau kooo...aku tikam buah pinggang ko nanti!!!"
    posted by Jamloceng @ 7:43 PM  
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